Community Manager Silverback Posted April 18, 2019 Community Manager Share Posted April 18, 2019 I am double-jointed and can bend my fingers backwards like I can forwards. I can also get my legs behind my head and do weird stretchy stuff like that. Link to comment
BleauDargon Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 I have a random tendon in the center of my anus therefore I can literally "give two shits" Link to comment
Overpriced Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 5 hours ago, BleauDargon said: I have a random tendon in the center of my anus therefore I can literally "give two shits" Wow that is weird but power to you Link to comment
Wuchachi Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 On 12/9/2019 at 8:16 PM, BleauDargon said: I have a random tendon in the center of my anus therefore I can literally "give two shits" Proof or I refuse to believe Link to comment
Community Manager Silverback Posted February 19, 2020 Author Community Manager Share Posted February 19, 2020 I can speak Dolphin. Link to comment
Overpriced Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 I can speak mexican Link to comment
Stottie Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 I can make a fart noise with my hands Link to comment
Overpriced Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 I bust a nut at 27 MPH and that makes it Illegal in a school zone. Link to comment
Blanket Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 I get a boner when I poop. Link to comment
veakwolf Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 i can lift and lower my balls without touching them i like to lick my own armpits after im done with my daily runnin Link to comment
Blanket Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 6 hours ago, Stottie said: I can suck my dick um ? Link to comment
Thoughtless Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 My parents divorced when I was 6 and I am an only child. I use cheating in video games to supplement the love I didn't receive as a child....js Link to comment
How To Inject Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 I have almost been killed 3 times, one of them occurred 9 days ago. Gotta love South Africa Link to comment
brotherhood. Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 On 2/19/2020 at 11:22 PM, Overpriced said: I bust a nut at 27 MPH and that makes it Illegal in a school zone. I think maybe not the speed is the problem here ... Link to comment
Gabriel Knighton Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 On 2/20/2020 at 2:50 AM, Overpriced said: I can speak mexican I can speak German! Link to comment
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